Of course I'd like to be the ideal mother. But I'm too busy raising children. ~ from the comic strip "The Family Circus" by Bil Keane

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.  ~Author Unknown

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.  ~Fred Allen

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.  ~Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.  It is already tomorrow in Australia.  ~Charles Schulz

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.  ~Author Unknown